Monthly Archives: July 2009
Lesbian Nugget Wars
It should come as no surprise that Hello! Kitty, in an attempt to appease her Lesbian fans and broaden her market share, is currently in negotiations with various fast food giants who will be bidding on her 10-piece Pussy Nuggets. … Continue reading
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The Hoe-Down Throw-Down Part 3… Here we go again…
Hello Kitty v. Oprah…. here we go again… NOTE: if you have not already read parts 1 & 2, you should. You can get to them easily by clicking “The Hoe-Down Throw-Down: Hello! Kitty v. Oprah” link under “Categories” to … Continue reading
My Origami-asm
Am I the only Asian who can’t do this? One good thing did come out of it though. After completing Steps 9 through 13, I finally found my g-spot. This led to an origami-asm. That means “cheers” in Japanese. No … Continue reading
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I Concur Wholeheartedly…
Wow… whoever coined this phrase deserves an award… or at least a BJ. Upon stumbling across this, I immediately thought of one of my mantras, which also happens to be a quote from a hit rap song circa 1998. In … Continue reading
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That’s the Spirit, Slugger!
You go, girl! More lesbians should be like this. Seriously. It would probably make them less uptight and easier to tolerate… as a people. A possible downside, however, could be a decrease in the number of available volunteers fluent in … Continue reading
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The HoeDown ThrowDown Part II: The Saga Continues…
I call this photo: “Holler Out The Window, It’s the Project Nympho.” Why? Because it just seems like a highly appropriate title to me… on more than just a superficial level. I don’t have anything else to back that up, … Continue reading
Hello! Kitty vs. Oprah Winfrey -”The Hoe Down Throw Down” -Part One (of MANY)…
Hello! Kitty is like the Oprah of the Orient. And even though Oprah may have better CGI (which surprises me considering that HK is from Japan), Hello! Kitty is arguably more powerful… She has WMDs… Yes, that’s what you think … Continue reading
Jigga What?
Watermelons are the international sign for “black friendly establishment”, apparently.
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Trending Topics Twist My Tweets… An Alliteration
Twitter makes me feel like I’m out of the loop. Have you looked at (on Twitter) the column on the right? The one that lists the Trending Topics amongst the Twitter community? Most of the time I have no idea … Continue reading
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My Version of “The Aristocrats” Joke: A Haiku
So I watched The Aristocrats and totally got inspired to do my own version of the joke… with a little Tokyo twist. And by that, I don’t mean a Yoga position. I mean that my version of “The Aristocrats” joke … Continue reading
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