Introduction: A Tranny Tamed Is A Friend Earned - The Importance of Taming a Tranny
An untamed tranny running loose in the wild is bad news bears, especially from a public safety perspective. Everybody knows that.
That’s why it is extremely important that a tranny is tamed prior to setting it loose in the wild to reunite with its tranny herd to breed.
It all starts with breakin’ a bitch, i.e., show the tranny who’s boss, put it in its place.
Taming a tranny can be extremely dangerous, and potentially messy work, but not if not done properly. And remember, a tranny tamed is a friend earned. Even if you’re not very fond of the tranny you’ve tamed, or if you simply do not wish to have tranny friends because you care about what other people think about you, do not fret. You will gain a friend in every sensible member of society for each tranny you successfully tame. So you will actually gain many friends. And you will receive a certificate, via facebook, legitimizing these new friendships.
Gear & Equipment
Before you start, make sure you have a helmet, a reliable switch blade, a compass, and a tin of bear repellant handy. Like a bear, a tranny will retreat if you spray it in its tranny face with bear repellant.
Like orienteering, tranny taming is an activity which requires a compass. Several bottles of Purell are highly recommended, but not required. As a side note, Alpaca Farmers historically tend to excel at tranny taming because an Alpaca is basically a tranny with a better weave.
To Be Continued…
