Oprah has a sister… and she just met it, which means three things:
(1) She didn’t come alone….
there are more of them out there…;
(2) Theories that she ate her sibling while in the womb, thereby deriving her power, are now obsolete;
and
(3) A shit-ton of people are going to watch her televised reunion, which will increase her power tremendously
No, that is not Oprah's secret sister. I think it's some sort of space lesbian from the 60's.
