Konichiwa, bitches! It’s me, Tokyo!!! For those of you who are completely out of the loop, I’m a simple bitch with a dream. More specifically, I’m a supple, young, half-white, half-Japanese fingerbanging enthusiast and soon-to-be pop sensation who’s currently trapped in Philadelphia. Despite the similarity vis-a-vis our surnames, I am not related to Paris Hilton. Bitch, please! I’m way classier than that strumpet Paris… My sex tape was flimed in high res… with a production crew. What’s hot now, bitch??!!
Oh yeah, and my dream is to eventually live in a world that has not yet been f4cked up by @ssholes… or Oprah. I’m still waiting for my space ship (my broom isn’t powerful enough, I’ve tried).
props for using strumpet, i love that word
i use twitter for wordpress