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Tokyo & Midgets: A Love Story… where size matters differently
I know that a lot of people share my sentiments regarding Little People (or, as I like to call them, “midgets”), but I doubt to the same degree. I will provide you with more information on this topic at a … Continue reading
I’m so sick of people stealing my parking spots!!
ATTENTION PHILADELPHIA: If you see the sign below, don’t park in it. It’s spoken for!!!
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I’m rrrrrrrRovin’ It!!
That’s all. Supersize the shit out of me. Literally (and figuratively).
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Kon shu-wa nani-o su-ru tu-mo ri de su-ka?
I know it’s only Monday, but I’m Asian. I don’t procrastinate and I’m a bad driver. I plan my weekends beginning Monday morning at 8:00 AM SHARP, i.e., the minute I get to work (after waiting for my computer to … Continue reading
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An UNhappy Ending
It is with great sadness that I inform you that earlier today my Wishi-Washi start-up went belly-up. The photo above is of Yum Yum Licky-Toto, a former employee and mother of four. If you’re hiring, this bitch needs a job.
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Hello world! Think You’re Ready for Miss Tokyo?!
Since I’m half white and half Japanese, does that make me a Jap-a-chino? Or is that what we call Lenny Kravitz’s sister? And by “Lenny Kravitz’s sister”, I mean any privileged half black and half Jewish girl. I don’t even … Continue reading
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