Category Archives: Tokyo's Captions
Strange Japanese Signs… Part One
This one requires no further explanation, because it is ridiculous. Especially the warning against acting like a cowboy when smoking a cigarette… Jigga what??!! Now this is exactly the kind of thing that gives the round eyes material with which … Continue reading
Filed under Asian Antics, Tokyo's Captions
Please Stop Outsourcing Sign-Making to People With an Extra 21st Chromosome…
“Trisomy 21″ is the scientific name for Down Syndrome. It means that instead of the normal two, the affected “individual” has three copies of the 21st chromosome. Note the three copies of chromosome 21 in the karyotype pictured above, showing … Continue reading
Filed under Severe Mental Impairment, Tokyo's Captions
I Heart This Picture
First, let’s discuss where the hell these people are performing this strange ritual. It appears to be a high school gymnasium. Which tells us that this must be a P.E. class for G.E.D. candidates. The overzealous Mr. Miyagi-looking munchkin in … Continue reading
Filed under Asian Antics, Tokyo's Captions
Japanese Men’s Beauty Product & Stereotypes
First of all, the largest consumers of men’s beauty products are gay men. It’s safe to say that this is a global phenomenon. What do gay men like to put in their mouths? Dicks. I guess it’s true what they … Continue reading
Filed under Asian Antics, Tokyo's Captions
We Are The World
Front row: Branjolina’s kids in ten years. Back row: a gay choir never misses a photo op.
Filed under Tokyo's Captions
Of Rice And Yen
Yes, it’s true. Asians don’t need vibrators. To get off, all we need is a hot bath and new technology.
Filed under Fun Facts & Crap I Made Up, Tokyo's Captions
